Hall of Shame Gaiden: Wesley

Remember when we had that passionate girl from MENSA pretending she was L who fights for what is right and I was Kira who was unjustly exercising my powers and deserved to meet a cruel end? Another delusional fool like that is making rounds as a masked crusader, a crime-fighting hero who dedicates his life to protect the cosplay community from the evil clutches of GamerTotoy.

Unfortunately, he isn't as smart as his predecessor.

Under the moniker "Archangel", this new loony is a failure who's a sucker for false leads and can't even keep his "secret identity" hidden. PinoyCosplay brings you: Wesley a.k.a. Archangel a.k.a. the unloved freak who is rejected even by his peers in the geek club.

Wesley comes from down south, and claims he personally knows GT. It wouldn't be surprising if he's rolling with IreneCullen and her army of ninjas (which makes me wonder how they remain in stealth). On Facebook he is the Archangel (http://www.facebook.com/WhiteSavior), and in person he prefers to be called "Light" or "Raito" (perhaps a self-deprecating joke on his skin tone). He goes around sending private messages to people saying he knows GT or needs more information regarding GT.

However, it's not really tough to tell he's a retard at first glance, both online and otherwise. When you attempt to add Wesley on Facebook, here is the message you'll get:

requirement before accepiting friend request as of 2010,April 1:
1. Read my about me first 2. (I must know/recognize you in person and vice-versa) or one of the two. 3. must not try to remove my endless masks. and 4. rejectance or discrimination is a NOT. Otherwise, a spy or someone who is just fooling around tripping me will be treated as my next target to kill to avoid/block any/further negatives. Please understand :)

after this, reply right away for the confirmation...

If that doesn't scream retarded, then you'll just have to approach him in person. He's usually available at every convention and he goes alone. No, not because he thinks other people will just slow him down, but because no one wants to hang out with him. Really. I'm being serious here. I'm not just trying to pull random insults out my ass. Ask anyone who's had the misfortune of meeting him and you'll hear the same thing - that he's a total creepy freak that a sane person shouldn't touch with a 20-foot pole.

I don't know what magic spell he cast on the cute girl above to pose for a picture with him, but I assure you, this is extremely rare and often a product of not knowing what kind of person Wesley is. You don't even need to understand him to the core. A skin-deep relationship will tell you all you need to know about how repulsive he is. Unless, of course, you're on the same wavelength.

What makes hanging out with mysterious folks like Omar54 relatively bearable is because he is "that guy". Yeah, "that guy" in class who wakes up with gum stuck in his hair, "that guy" who is picked on by the class jocks and gets the cold shoulder from the girls. Wesley is different. He imposes himself on other people in such an annoying way that it's reflex to shoo him off. There is nothing but geek talk coming from his mouth (he thinks he is a warrior of light... or something) and he's the kind of stranger who acts like you've been taking baths with him since childhood.

It's not difficult to experience Wesley for yourself. With his easily recognizable demeanor and the smile of a thousand perverts, he sticks out like a sore thumb at conventions and will most likely entertain you if you show the least bit of interest (call him Light, for a start). Go get him and you'll know what I'm talking about.

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PS. What endless masks are you referring to, exactly? It took me a split-second looking at your Archangel profile to know who you really are. On the other hand, you and other fanatics are still chasing some guy believed to be GT for over a year now yet still haven't fallen from the 5th floor of Megamall or beaten by the Tausug. Maybe you should ask RG about his experience with this "GT".

PSS. What is it with grown men acting like babies on the Internet? When they do something bad and can't admit it, they just bitch and whine on Plurk without confronting the issue. They get mad when it doesn't die down, but it's their fucking fault in the first place so who are they to complain? Well, if you're old and still playing with toys, I guess no one can really expect much.